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RAM's avatar

One they never tried: "World's descent into immorality and despotism fuels climate instability"

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James Madison's avatar

Since when did the left care about immorality?

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RAM's avatar

We know they want more of it. They push for every known form and want us all to pay for it.

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Paul McGuane's avatar

That’s too plausible. Try this: “Climate instability fuels world's descent into immorality and despotism.”

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BohicaBob's avatar

👍😆😂🤣

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RAM's avatar

It's been said that we're now combining the worst features of two generations, that of the Great Flood and that of the Tower of Babel.

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Stanley Tillinghast's avatar

What a wonderful compendium of nonsense! Every place on earth is being hit harder than the rest. I’m still not giving my money to these grifters.

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Michael Smith's avatar

Ironically those using the children don't have any, they have dogs. And wine festivals.

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Charles Loncon's avatar

Climate Change Headlines Jump Soon To Be Extinct Shark

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Paul McGuane's avatar

That’s fantastic!

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Timothy Andrew Staples/pop122's avatar

Once the sharks are gone, how am I going to get the word on which way the Earth is going?!

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David Fennell's avatar

I didn't see one headline warning about the disproportionately more severe effect of climate change on the BIPOC community. They're slipping in their "sky is falling" clarion calls!

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David Fennell's avatar

In the meantime, don't forget: "Save the gay whales!"

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Steve Larbig's avatar

Think of the CHILDREN!!

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Orest's avatar

GOOD LORD!!!! We've gotta do SOMETHING!!!

Nah.

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Daniel's avatar

The children are our future.

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The One's avatar

Undersea volcanos at fault? They must drive large SUVs and dine on steaks.

Do smoky single malts sequester CO2 and are therefore extra-good?

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Timothy Andrew Staples/pop122's avatar

Getting together with some buddies tonight, and we're gonna sequester some carbon dioxide!

We're planning to leave a bunch of it in the loo.

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Paul McGuane's avatar

It’s hard to say *exactly* why they’re extra good.

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Tim Hurlocker's avatar

"If they can make you believe an absurdity, they can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire

The absurdity is that CO2 is a pollutant; the atrocity is government control over our energy use.

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James Madison's avatar

As I often mutter sarcasticaly under my breath in front of my children and their spouses when they are in rollicking laughter and marking fun of me, “I hate my children.” So finally, I have a way to get even with them. Climate Change!!!

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Rascal Nick Of's avatar

Here in North Idaho weve been getting chemtrails every sunny day for over two years. It causes a light to heavy haze in the upper atmosphere. My impression is that the result is more heat is kept closer to the ground instead of dissipating away, thus drying out vegetation making everything more susceptible to fire. I saw an old document from the 50’s that described this very thing as a method of warfare. You can easily tell they are not contrails because the contrails, being water vapor, dissipate almost immediately. These are big billowy streaks that extend for miles across the sky and take at least a half hour to over two hours to dissipate. Its an outrage they are doing this. I thought it would stop when Trump got in, but if anything it might have gotten worse. I hear DARPA is involved and Fairchild Air Force Base seems the obvious place they fly from. Yesterday i was north of Spokane where there werent any trails or haze, but you can see across a lot of north idaho from where i was and there was a massive haze over here. Maybe its a national security thing. But i dont see how mass polluting the air makes us more secure.

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Steve's avatar

I blame Donald Trump!

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Steve's avatar

I used to blame Ronald Reagan, then HW Bust, W Bush Now its Donald Trumps fault. Who's Fault will It Be Next?

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Craig Kisciras's avatar

JD Vance's.

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Steve's avatar

Maybe.

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Paul McGuane's avatar

I blame climate change.

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Steve's avatar

I'm leaning towards Donald Trump.

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