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Susan Vass's avatar

As for the picture with me and the very much taller Mr. Lucido behind me -- this was taken at Commenter-Con 4. I was about to introduce him as the final speaker before the band went on. After the Katie Porter fiascos, I wanted to caption that picture:

"Tony, get the bleep out of my shot!" Wouldn't that be funny? AG

Pizza Bob's avatar

You should have simply asked the photographer to hold the mayo

mrdoug1's avatar

(AKA “Scofflaw” 😉)

Anthony Lucido's avatar

Scoff: great to see you 'round these parts!

Pizza Bob's avatar

Greatly enjoyed conversation with you at the CC4 banquet. If I had known in advance I would be seated next to a celebrity I might have even showered 😉. I do have one quibble with your PQ column category. Instead of “The Mayo Man” which is totally incomprehensible for us non-biologists, it really should be something like “A Side of Mayo”

Susan Sulisz's avatar

Mr. Scofflaw, so good to see you here! (Proud Deplorable)

John Bailey's avatar

good to see ya Scoff .... hope all is well

Tim Hurlocker's avatar

Someday, when that photo of AG and the Mayo Man is justifiably famous, I'll thump my chest proudly and say, "I was in the room!"

Susan Vass's avatar

And when Henry Scott, Third Duke of Buccleuch, is in its 4th season as a mini-series, I shall say the same thing! AG

Stanley Tillinghast's avatar

Buy the streaming rights now from your enormous profits from book sales!

Pizza Bob's avatar

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago at CC4, for the epic Ammo vs. Mayo battle. I was there! The Mayo was tossed, like it was in a salad. To paraphrase some unknown person from the past … “If Mayo brings a knife to the fight, we bring Ammo”

mrdoug1's avatar

For a guy who is repulsed by mayo, it’s ironic that he’s often called “Mayo!” 😂

Anthony Lucido's avatar

Yes, the cruel irony of it buuuuurns us, Precious!

I'm seeking an injunction from Judge Boasberg.

Doplar's avatar

As I commented to Mayo, it was a great pic.

MT Geoff-Debbie's avatar

"...and the very much taller..." could apply to many of your friends and fans.

Susan Vass's avatar

Hahaha. And several grade school children and large pets.

Steven F. Hayward's avatar

So. . . it turns out that Substack's minimum annual subscription price is $30, so the email version saying $25 is wrong. I have updated it online, but everyone who gets the email version of this post will see an incorrect number. Very sorry! I'm still figuring out all the quirks of Substack after a year.

Ira Siegel's avatar

Hi Steve,

I'm one of the subscribers whose subscriptions you've not yet extended by hand. (What a host!!!)

Ira

Steven F. Hayward's avatar

I tried just now. Check and see if it worked.

Ira Siegel's avatar

Yes. Thanks, Steve!

Tony Petroski's avatar

Hey there Ira. Great to see you here.

I pray all is well with you and yours.

Cheryl's avatar

Technical question. Steve, I subscribed on September 20, 20 and am having trouble finding on substack where I can renew for next year. Could you please direct me?

Susan Vass's avatar

Remember those signs in airports when they are under construction? "Thank You for your patience." Substack is -- according to Max who knows such things -- not an easy platform. So, it may take some time to get everything exactly the way Steve wants it. If the technical aspects were left up to me, we would be communicating with two Dixie cups and some string...

John Bailey's avatar

keep the cats away from the string please .. we got vital issues at hand to solve

Michael Lee's avatar

Bari Weis certainly figured it out.... I think that is the real reason you switched. Steve offered you a 10% cut of the $100 million he plans to cash out for.

Who knew Substack writing syndicates would become the new Internet 1.0?

As a veteran of those glory days of 1999, I would discourage you from making any promises to pay your grandchildren's college tuition from the windfall Steve promised.

I've noticed that in your inaugural remarks that you passed over the distinguished Prof Yoo. Remember Susan, every successful blogging platform needs it's Paul Meringoff. The difference here is enough community members at Political Questions wouldn't dare attempt to drive away the guy who found legal precedents for "enhanced interrogation" and likely still has Dick Cheney on speed dial...

Susan Vass's avatar

I am a fan of Mr. Billingsley as well. Standup type writing is all about the rhythm and that was just too many names to mention at that time...no offense at all intended.

Michael Lee's avatar

Oh surely you don't have a soft spot for our beloved "squish" on 3WHH?

I guess we need to keep Prof Yoo in the mix to remind us of the Bush Jr days and all the success we had running a respectable Mitt Romney...

Clark Carter's avatar

Remember: It is still better to hunt with Dick Cheney than to ride with any Kennedy (except the gentleman from Louisiana)

Susan Vass's avatar

And now, dear commenters, I must be out of pocket for an hour or two as the mobile vet van is coming to vaccinate our five identical coal black little kitty-cats who are almost 8 weeks old. Because they are identical, we must bring one out at a time, lest one gets two rabies shots and one gets none! Carry on in my absence. I've seen you do it. AG

Larry Jordan's avatar

I thought Max wrote "No more cats". Must have imagined it.

Max Cossack's avatar

I'm the one who imagined it!

Tracy Thompson's avatar

You obviously didn't manifest it quite enough. Maybe should have made a vision board.

Susan Vass's avatar

hahaha. Or Power Point Presentation. AG

John Calderwood's avatar

Many moons ago a college chum talked about his (ROTC) summer camp: Ranger School. During running portions of PT the trainees are expected to also sing/chant "Jodie's," "clever" ditty's. One began "I wanna be an Airborne Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger," but quickly morphed to "I wanna be a chairborne ranger, I wanna live in paper danger, I wanna go to the Pentagon, once I'm there I can do no wrong."

Now those folks near the Potomac are called Power Point Rangers, but oddly are still at risk from paper cuts.

Tony Petroski's avatar

What a lovely surprise. I was perusing my favorite blog site, the Professor Hayward location called "Political Questions," (for Lanai Jack: "perusing" is roughly equivalent to "browsing," "browsing" being roughly equivalent to "lookin' at stuff") and what do my wandering eyes perceive?

A new and exciting guest poster, a college-educated woman named "Marie."

“'There are no Second Acts in American life.' Well, guess what, F. S. Marie Vass disagrees."

I love this new column by F.S. Marie Vass. May she continue posting for the indefinite future as she seems to be outstanding.

Congratulations Marie!

Susan Vass's avatar

Oh, yippee, skippee. What would I do if I woke up, fed many feral cats, powered up the ol' 'puter and didn't see a single Petroski? It would break my heart. AG

Tony Petroski's avatar

Mrs...I don't know how to properly address you. Madame Vass?

Somebody needs to wake up my brother Jack. I fear he's still passed-out on the "lanai" after a night of "listening to the opera."

George Starner's avatar

Hi Tony, so good to see you here. I've been missing my PLB buds. Looking forward to seeing the gang on this different platform. Anybody know if memes will be allowed? Asking for a friend possibly named Tracy.

Tracy Thompson's avatar

I'm ready when they are.

Tony Petroski's avatar

I can tell you this Trace...the place seems just a bit empty without man's best friend being here, the cat.

I guess we can still trade interesting and inspirational cat stories.

Mel Lacey's avatar

And I'll be happy to post photos and videos of Tony's main squeeze, Lizzo, plus various explosions and train wrecks!

Stanley Tillinghast's avatar

So glad to see you here in the Halls of Ivy (Fogey rule self-denunciation: starring Ronald Coleman. I could sing you the theme song).

MT Geoff-Debbie's avatar

As arbiter of the Fogey Rule, you are in the clear. The Fogey Rule applies to stating a time interval or a date that would make any Commentarian feel like...well, a fogey. You did neither.

SilliestString's avatar

Professor Hayward added a note at the end of Susan's article to indicate that he's trying to figure out how to enable memes in comments. Till then, no dice, apparently.

Tony Petroski's avatar

I guess the Political Questions' Week in Pictures will be a bit lame until things are sorted out.

Good morning Silliest.

Tony Petroski's avatar

Welllll Dowgie as Jed Clampett used to say.

Great to see you out and about once again Mr. George Starner!

John Bailey's avatar

Mr. Petroski .. which comes first .. Blazing Saddles 2 or a CCIV video ?

Tony Petroski's avatar

The CCIV video is due out soon. It will be far more controversial than Blazing Saddles, and I await the approval of the American Censors of America before distributing it to worthy parties.

Good Morning Tin Man.

John Bailey's avatar

I hope there is not a canned bean scene .... blessed morning to you Tony.. winter is knocking on the door here already

Susan Vass's avatar

I woke up here in The Valley of the Sun yesterday, and it was 57 degrees. I screamed in delight, opened all the doors and shouted, "I LOVE BEING COLD!!!" By Arizona standards, the summer was not "terrible", but hot and very very long. It's over! And now for many months, it's our turn to laugh.

Tony Petroski's avatar

Only high-minded stuff for mostly high-minded people...of course, there are a few gutter jokes for the likes of Lanai Jack and Tracy.

MT Geoff-Debbie's avatar

And who are we? Chopped liver?

We have to figure out how to change the handle, though. -- MTGD

Susan Vass's avatar

yay! With me from the very first column at PL! Awesome.

Tony Petroski's avatar

Most of the names are familiar to me but these goofy icons are throwing me off.

Clark Carter's avatar

Is that "out soon" measured in weeks or years?

Tony Petroski's avatar

Mere months. The thumb drive will make a great stocking stuffer for those of you who still wear stockings.

MT Geoff-Debbie's avatar

A good opportunity for flagrant self promotion. MTG says that the manuscript that was still going to be in progress when he died at 106 will probably be available next weekend. I'm proofing "the Volunteer" now. Still on the slim side (about 250 pages), this is the story of a fellow who graduates from Yale in June of 2015 and by August 2015 he is in Alsace as a driver for the American Ambulance Field Service. Romance, hard work, dedication, thoughtful courage and a tribute to the "frat boys" who helped to save thousands of French and American soldiers.

SilliestString's avatar

Um, did you mean 1915 per chance?

Tony Petroski's avatar

Sounds like a great read this "The Volunteer."

Run, don't walk to your nearest bookstore to buy it. Or alternatively, use the interwebs that Al Gore created for us.

FCinNH's avatar

Every book Geoff has written has been excellent. I've still got to get a CD of all the Marty Robbins songs after reading that book. I know many of those ballads but don't actually own copies of them.

TonyP173's avatar

Time is relative.

MT Geoff-Debbie's avatar

Yes. When relatives you don't like visit, time seems to go much more slowly.

Philip Carlson's avatar

Please say the video finale is not the Tuesday night Cragun’s bar closing scene starring you, me and Ken. Some things don’t pair well with posterity.

Susan Vass's avatar

hahahah. What a great, incisive comment: "Some things don't pair well with posterity." As MANY people have commented "Thank God I was a teenager before the Internet."

MT Geoff-Debbie's avatar

But posterity would like to see it.

Tony Petroski's avatar

Hey there Deb. Where's the famous author?

MT Geoff-Debbie's avatar

As before, we're both chiming in. The famous author is brushing his remaining teeth.

Tony Petroski's avatar

Phil...have a slider or twelve for breakfast for me.

Fear not, there is only a small clip of perhaps seventeen minutes of the four of us making a nuisance and closing-down the place. Nobody was arrested which means all's well that ends well.

Philip Carlson's avatar

I swear sliders were not on today’s menu. But now I gotta do a Castle run. Right now! Later.

FCinNH's avatar

So for those of us who very sadly could not get away from the farm, how can we get a copy of this opus? Will there be a way once "soon" becomes "now"?

FCinNH's avatar

If you have watched The Chosen (and if you haven't you really should) there is a recurring "trope," I guess you'd call it, about the meaning of "soon" between Jesus and his disciples. Sadly the next season isn't until 2027 which is the Crucifixion. I think I will watch the whole thing again. It was that well done.

David Fennell's avatar

Admit it, Tony. From what little I know of Jack (all of it through your comments on another site), "perusing" is "ogling". Jack, please feel free to defend yourself and correct that impression left by your loving brother!

Tony Petroski's avatar

It's true, Lanai Jack is an ogler.

Susan Vass's avatar

Lanai Jack is a lovely man and I shall not have you slander him on this platform! Brother or no brother! Btw, where IS he? I'm pretty sure I sent him the email. I sent everyone I've ever KNOWN THE EMAIL. AG

Tony Petroski's avatar

Lanai is a lovely man but I don't want anyone to know it...compliments make him insufferable.

Lanai will make an appearance soon. Right now he's "listening to opera" on his Lanai and the fat lady hasn't sung yet.

CReed's avatar

He's rooming with Lizzo?

Tony Petroski's avatar

Lizzo is top flight, she's a beautiful woman and an enormous talent.

She would not give Lanai Jack the time of day if he was doing the final countdown for the flight of Apollo XI

Ira Siegel's avatar

Well Tony, perhaps your use of "perusing" is worthy of "sanction."

From https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/peruse

1

a: to examine or consider with attention and in detail : STUDY

b: to look over or through in a casual or cursory manner

2: READ,

especially : to read over in an attentive or leisurely manner

Tony Petroski's avatar

Shazam! Thanks Ira.

I've learned more here in this one comment thread today than I learned in the two and half years I spent in the seventh grade.

FCinNH's avatar

Curious that definition 1a and 1b seem to be somewhat contradictory, as is the last one as well.

Ira Siegel's avatar

Frustrating, too.

Brian Miller's avatar

While it's true that if everything at PowerLine was wonderful no one would leave, there is room for speculation.

However, I'm quite happy to leave it as a mystery. If there is grievance, the telling would bring no one joy, and I hate to see friends fight.

I did miss being able to comment on Susan's writings. From them I learned of our parallel paths. From Democrat to Conservative. From central Minnesota (Alexandria and Long Prairie) to Arizona.

Be Welcome Susan.

Tracy Thompson's avatar

Speaking for many of the PLB commenters who will "migrate" back and forth, "We're here, we're queer (in a good way), get used to it."

TonyP173's avatar

I certainly hope that Steve and Substack can resolve the no memes issue. I will miss yours, if they don't. You are w/o a doubt the very best on the Internet. Queen of Meme!!

Tracy Thompson's avatar

Thank you, Mr. Tony. Hoping for your continued healing.

TonyP173's avatar

Thank you! So far, so good!

FCinNH's avatar

Excellent news.

Tony Petroski's avatar

"We're queer?" Can you say that here my dear? (I still can rhyme) although I'm doing time.

Trace. Did you know that I turned 21 in prison doing life without parole? That was a real downer.

Nice to see you out and about.

M2's avatar

Back when Frank White was governor of Arkansas, they had a day in honor of his wife, Gay.

Gay White Day. My how times have changed.

Tony Petroski's avatar

Hey there M2. One of my high school mates was named Jim Gay. You can bet he took his fair share of good-natured ribbing...not that there is anything wrong with that.

David Fennell's avatar

Tony, was Jim's father's brother named "Ben"? A certain HoundDog wants to know.

mrdoug1's avatar

In Baltimore, there’s a Gay Street. It happens to intersect with the old red light district. Fancy that. 🤣

jack rudd's avatar

There's also a Gay Street in Boulder.

(Not, however, in Gunbarrel, just outside Boulder, where I live.)

TonyP173's avatar

Ammo Grrrll, as surprising as this may be to hear, since I am uber loquacious, I do not have the words to express how happy I am that you have chosen to write your wonderful columns here at PQ. You have joined a team of all stars, and I'm confident that your talent will aid these other voices to get to the next intellectual level.

So, for today, I'll just say that your first column here was, as usual, first rate. As for the future, Break a Leg!!!

Sue's avatar

Hi, everyone! I took the credit card by the horns, and subscribed so I could find Susan and the Tonys and Lewis and Clark and ... well, everyone!

For an introduction, Susan, that's a humdinger. ^_^

Gerry Wooten's avatar

Thank goodness. I got up this morning and thought I wouldn’t get to read Ammo Grrllll for the first time in many years. So glad you are here.

GreatHairGuy's avatar

Friday morning is now complete, DLV resident, AmmoGrrrll, has been found and read. It was somewhat interesting, and somewhat odd that your image again appeared this morning with a post from Scott in Powerline, WHERE’S MY GRRRLL?. Even with an obvious humor vacuum there, I will still be a Powerline regular along, now, at PC on Substack.

Susan Vass's avatar

Make it so! We absolutely need All Hands On Deck in these perilous times. AG

Tracy Thompson's avatar

If my house ever had any thought of being cleaned, it surely has abandoned all hope now.

Tony Petroski's avatar

Mr. GreatHairGuy. I miss the great hair icon...you always have great hair.

And we missed you at Commenter Con IV. Great to see you here.

GreatHairGuy's avatar

On your nudge, I figured out how to update the image in the profile. :-) Having lived in Minnisnowda, I was hoping to visit this summer but the timing just didn’t work out. I’m still batting .750 at CCs and hoping CCV happens.

Tony Petroski's avatar

Now that is great hair.

Nice going Sir.

CReed's avatar

You are why I joined.

Susan Vass's avatar

Awwww...thank you. AG

CReed's avatar

I was a relative newbie to PLb (3 yrs or so) when I discoveredTWIP and AG. I weathered the 3-4 lifetime bans for some minor illegal use of the mouth infractions The Sister was known for imposing, because the audience that you bring, educates, edifies and entertains me every Fridy without fail. My last comment at PLb was that I would be happy to join If half the cost was going to your column. And to think that not only are you (and the whole gang) back, but turns out it was half price. Sucha deal!

JasonT's avatar

Cool! I've missed being in your audience since being kicked off PL for saying something snotty about something or other.

TonyP173's avatar

I am absolutely delighted to be free of Scott Johnson's petty algorithmic censorship. I realize that AG is justifiably grateful for the opportunity that PL provided. However, I spent a significant amount of time over the 12 years that I followed AG, trying to make sure that my comment didn't have to spend hours in timeout.

Susan Vass's avatar

My dear friend and all-too-Italian/Jewish (what a combo plate!) personality: ANY minor grievance I might have had was immediately erased with this mantra:

WITHOUT POWERLINE, I NEVER WOULD HAVE MET ANY OF YOU. AND WHAT A LOSS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN TO MY LIFE!!! Word!

TonyP173's avatar

Susan, I really do understand that. My personal beef with Scott is no reflection of your relationship with anyone at PL. That was exclusively your business, and none of mine.

I do also note your wonderfully laudable loyalty to PL. Again, you are the real deal and have integrity on steroids. It's one of the reasons that you are so popular.

Nonetheless, there are, at least, a half dozen other folks, who've commented here this morning, voicing some level of dissatisfaction with Scott Johnson's censorship.

Putting it another way, Scott's approach significantly interfered with my ability to interact with the other commenters on Fridays. While, like you, I appreciate his willingness to support your columns over the decade, I didn't appreciate the petty way he dealt with me, as well as other inoffensive, non-trolling, commenters. That's it in a nutshell.

So, as I promised elsewhere in this comment chain. I am done commenting about any issue involving PL. Period. I won't waste another nanosecond on this beef.

I do look forward to your future columns here. Like the vast majority of your fans, for me, Friday mornings are all about ruminating about the humor and wisdom that you share with us. I intend to enjoy your work and interact with your other fans in this new environment.

Anthony Lucido's avatar

Amen! The ratio of time spent trying to figure out why the Flaming Eye of Disqus banished a comment to the time spent actually writing the comment was about 5:1. It was ridiculous.

Clark Carter's avatar

I was always grateful it wasn't allowed to become the open sewer too many comment thread are - but he could have relaxed a little. It's sad when a grown man is not adult enough to play with balls.

TonyP173's avatar

Thank you, Clark. You said it better than I.

MT Geoff-Debbie's avatar

But this will render my meme of "Sister Mary: All Things in Moderation" moot on this site.

Stanley Tillinghast's avatar

A hearty welcome to the at least two of you.

TonyP173's avatar

Bless you, AHM.

Bonnie Beresford's avatar

TonyP173: Your first sentence says it all for many of us. And the second. OK , AND the third. I barely know Steve at all but HE knows US and we are all hoping he will be far more - ah- "understanding" about the way we AG fans interact. Bless his heart for hosting our own Ammo Grrrll! I SO look forward to continue encountering the gang from PL that has become so dear to me.

Susan Vass's avatar

AND you share the same birthday -- how cool is that???

Tony Petroski's avatar

Hey there M'Lady. Great to see you here.

Stanley Tillinghast's avatar

Indeed! And forsooth!

Tony Petroski's avatar

Good morning Colonel TonyP of the famed One, Seven Three.

"I am absolutely delighted to be free of Scott Johnson's petty algorithmic censorship."

Ain't it delightful? Ain't it grand? Of course, I haven't tried my luck yet with "Moby Dick" or one of my favorite films, "Free Willy," so who knows?

TonyP173's avatar

Well, Tony, I'm actually giddy at the prospect of being able to use the word, "ball" w/o spending hours waiting for Scott to review my post and break up any possibly of establishing a rhythm with another commenter. So, if Steve is tolerant of the words, baseball, football, and basketball, I'll do well here.

I just had an operation on Wednesday, and I'm still in the recovery phase. When I'm back on my feet, so to speak, I'll go onto to PL and cancel my subscription.

I give genuine kudos to Scott, John, and others no longer on PL, who were true pioneers in establishing the blog, and then achieving a successful run. With AG's retirement from the site, I have little reason to go there anymore (save the opportunity to interact with friends, like you, that I made over the years commenting on Susan's columns").

Besides, if I want a heavy dose of TDS, I don't have to wait for one of John's columns, I can tune into CNN or MSNBC, or read Andy McCarthy's almost daily diatribes at NRO.

There, I feel better now. I will, henceforth, promise not to mention PL or its founders on this site ever again.

Tim Hurlocker's avatar

Best wishes to thee, TonyP one seven three!

TonyP173's avatar

Tim, when one is starring into the abyss, the genuine caring and support of others, like you and the wonderful folks here, is critcally important. I cannot overstate how important it has been for me.

So, thank you, sir!

Tony Petroski's avatar

Tony. You sound like you are on the mend. Thank God.

TonyP173's avatar

So far, so good, my friend.

Tony Petroski's avatar

(My Irish eyes are smiling.)

John Calderwood's avatar

It appears you've entered a whole new ball game. Here's hoping we all make it into extra innings. Perhaps those so inclined can enjoy a Bloody Mary while castigating Dick Cheney's daughter.

mrdoug1's avatar

Seems to me that John and to a lesser degree Scott are ceding a big chunk of PL to Bill Glahn, whom I like well enough but to me, he seems a little “scattered” along the lines of Lloyd Billingsley (sometimes). (And yes, I do believe Lloyd writes for PQ now on occasion.)

jack rudd's avatar

I don't think this group needs to be monitored, but I fully expect someone will come along to muck it up.

Tracy Thompson's avatar

See my test comment right above yours. If it's still there, we are free at last from PAC (petty algorithmic censorship).

MT Geoff-Debbie's avatar

It is incumbent on each of us to use our freedom thoughtfully, though. One reason we left Glenn Reynolds was the excessive use of obscenities by commenters.

TonyP173's avatar

Very well said. It's everyone's personal responsibility.

Clark Carter's avatar

I cannot find it. Were you censored?

Tracy Thompson's avatar

I don't know. It's a little hard to find my way around this new territory. I don't think I was censored -- just used the innocent words that usually trigger the long arm of Sister Mary.

SilliestString's avatar

I, too, am happy to see Susan here instead of PL. I was only kicked off of there twice (and immediately made new accounts), but departed when they decided to make a paid VIP membership a requirement to comment.

John Bailey's avatar

It's a big club ... 3 time member >;0)

Susan Sulisz's avatar

Me three!

Susan Vass's avatar

Goodness gracious! I remember when Steve H asked at CC2 how many people in the audience had been banned, and a definite majority raised their hands. Several, like John and Susan above -- THREE times. Well, I'm very glad you're here.

Tracy Thompson's avatar

One, two, three, testing . . . I saw the neighbor's pig chewing up my only copy of "Moby Dick" and thought I bloody well get over there see if he's still claiming to be a lesbian.

Now if those 4 words don't attract the ire of a Sister Mary lying in wait, we won't worry so much about being unjustly banned.

Clark Carter's avatar

A bunch of lesbians once made me an "honorary lesbian". (Yes, there was bourbon involved. And a Lake Effect squall) I opined to Scott that if the title was given to me as an honorific, it certainly wasn't an insult.

Much to my frustration as a young man, a lot of the women I was attracted to were batting for the other team.

Stanley Tillinghast's avatar

Trying very hard not to LOL. Mrs.-what’s my name here?? Oh yeah, I’m outed. Not Mrs. Goodheart, not Mrs. Hughes—just had Act I of a root canal that started at 7 a.m.

Tony Petroski's avatar

Trace. You made it through.

But, the claims adjuster in me wonders...will they (there's always a "they") ratchet things down like some miserable Nurse Ratched in the future?

As the Rolex said to Big Ben: "Time will tell."

Rascal Nick Of's avatar

Finally a writer here to lend an air of gravitas to this den of rapscallions!

Bryan Stephens's avatar

Welcome here ! I proudly support both sites with my money.

Lucy Hair's avatar

Ditto. Both great places.

RAM's avatar

My mother's mother from Boston was a true ammo girl in WW1. She inspected artillery shell casings for US Ordnance using a simple go/no-go tool.

Max Cossack's avatar

I bet she didn't have to stand in line, did she?

RAM's avatar
Oct 17Edited

Or the casings for inspection were lined up for her. She was also an amateur classical pianist who could play pieces by ear, and once met Paderewski on his tour. Her father came from Vilna by way of Scotland. They had a big hilltop house in Dorchester. The girls learned piano and became the home entertainment center.

Susan Vass's avatar

God Bless her memory and ALL the women who worked on the homefront. Yes, long before even radio, to say nothing of television, anyone who could play a musical instrument was much prized as home entertainment. I think CONVERSATION was even still a thing then!

RAM's avatar
Oct 17Edited

She'd write poems and letters for special occasions in perfect handwriting and lived to 99.

Susan Vass's avatar

That makes me very happy! When my mother was 90, I traveled with her to a 110-year centennial celebration of their tiny South Dakota hometown of 237 souls. She and a friend who was 92 sat on the screened-in porch of her lovely home and recalled the name of EVERY single person who had comprised that community! They mentioned a lady who used to write poetry but during the Depression the Sunday School teacher would save the little nubs of pencils for her to use. One day her daughter found a NICKEL in the street and bought her two spanking new #2 pencils for Christmas. She cried with joy. The hard times that made those tough people!

RAM's avatar

Wow!

mrdoug1's avatar

And grateful people.

mrdoug1's avatar

It so happens that this morning while visiting my nearly 96 year old mother, I came across my paternal grandfather’s piccolo. He supplemented his living as a printer by playing piano for silent movies in the Bronx.

Susan Vass's avatar

I absolutely love stories like this. Mr. Doug, I know you know this, but get ALL the history of your family that you can written down by talking to your dear mother (bless her heart, not in the way Southerners use that). We know a lot, but every once in awhile a question arises which now has no answer since I am the oldest member of my extended family. So, what I don't know, will remain unknown. AG

John Calderwood's avatar

You know, of course, that Southerners also say "Bless her heart," when they really mean "I hope and pray that God and all people shower blessings upon this woman." It is sad that the bitter ironic euphemistic usage has become the default assumption.

Max Cossack's avatar

Paderewski was the most renowned concert pianist of his era!

Oscar Levant met him too. Levant asked him how he memorized pieces (always a challenge). He replied, "Muscle memory."

Tony Petroski's avatar

From Bob Dylan, Nobel Prize-winning songwriter from Hibbing, Minnesota:

"I love a piano, I love a piano, I love to hear somebody play.

On a piano, a grand piano, it simply carries me away.

I know a fine way to treat a Steinway.

I love to run my fingers o'er the keys, the ivories.

and with the pedal, I love to meddle,

when Padarewski comes this way.

I'm so delighted if I'm invited,

to hear that long haired genius play.

So you can keep your fiddle and your bow

Give me a p-i-a-n-o, oh, oh.

I love to stop right beside an upright,

or a high toned baby grand."

Tony Petroski's avatar

I enjoyed that Max...Judy Garlard and Fred Astair at their best in "Easter Parade."

In North Minneapolis our family had an upright player piano much like the one Astair was "playing." I used to pump those peddles until my parents couldn't stand it. My favorite "roll?"

The Notre Dame Fight Song.

RAM's avatar
Oct 17Edited

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Uzi0Vndbo

The full Rach 2 audio, including all three movements, is available here for free download: (the 24BIT FLAC option has best clarity)

https://archive.org/details/Helene-Grimaud-Claudio-Abbado-Sergei-Rachmaninov-piano-concerto-no-2-in-c-sharp-minor-op.-18-r-1

Stanley Tillinghast's avatar

Your comment reminds me of my favorite video ( “TV” is so 20th century) series ever: Foyle’s War. It brings folks like your grandmother alive. Writing, plots, acting all superb. And with no condescension of the past whatsoever.

Philip Carlson's avatar

Thank you. I will check out Foyle’s War.

P Hoesterey's avatar

We stumbled upon some DVDs of Foyles War and just loved them. We've watched every British police show we can get our hands on ever since.... including the whole "Morse" series - which I'd also recommend

Clark Carter's avatar

My mother was from Savin Hill.

MT Geoff-Debbie's avatar

Hmm. A really good musician might be able to gauge the powder charge in a casing by tapping it. "G above middle C -- add five grains!"

RAM's avatar

In her case, the casing hadn't been filled yet. It just had to meet dimensional tolerance.

John Calderwood's avatar

So in theory a tuning fork would be able to sort in or out of tolerance. Strike the case, strike the fork, listen to the beat frequency. Too quick, too far out.

RAM's avatar
Oct 19Edited

Their method was pass-fail. She had perfect pitch, but the system couldn't take that skill for granted.

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