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Clever Pseudonym's avatar

I'm excited to see Governor Patrick Bateman head to Iowa and New Hampshire soon and try to pretend he's just a "regular guy" who knows what it's like to work for a living and that he so deeply cares about "average Americans"...that's gonna be more hilarious than every SNL skit rolled into one. Imagine believing a single word that comes out of his mouth!

If he weren't rich, well-connected, telegenic and blessed with the golden skin and pearly white teeth that only California sun and wealth can provide, what would he have to run on? The attack ads write themselves: highest taxes, highest gas and home heating-oil prices, highest cost of living, highest housing costs, most bums and bum camps, most illegal aliens, and maybe the highest rates of poverty and illiteracy, not to mention the disastrous handling of the wildfires where reservoirs dried and houses burned so endangered flora and upstream salmon could live.

But it's politics, which means you should never count out someone this gifted a liar.

Man's Joyless Quest For Joy's avatar

I was born & raised and live in the LA burbs on the east side & thankfully in a community made up of mostly Chinese. Safety first. Newsom is the worst, although in CA don’t ever believe things can’t get worse. They usually do. Katie porter is an example. She is lib nut job at the top of the polls who hopes to replace Newsom. And she got an F minus on an interview yesterday & called it off right in the middle of the show. It is very difficult to destroy one of most beautiful places on earth but the libs did it. Stupid voters & charlatan politicians - a lethal combination.

Eugene Kriegsmann's avatar

It is very frustrating. I live in Washington State which has a governor both less slick and, perhaps, less competent. He was legitimately elected by the Puget Sound Basin cities which dominate all of our elections. Not sure how to cure the west coast love affair with leftist trash. Hopefully, Newsom will run for president, have his ego handed back to him, and then retire to obscurity. The thought of his holding national office is too unpleasant to contemplate.

Steve's avatar

Less Competent than Gavin! I was going to say not possible then My Governor (Tampon Tim) Came to mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC1ULDW340Q

Mike Doherty's avatar

Let the Terminator and Newscum duke it out mano a m mano. Or at the very least, it would make a good SNL skit: a liberal Republican versus a faux progressive. Let the best gender win.

Rascal Nick Of's avatar

Gavin’s voters are what i call a basket of deplorables.

Christopher Campion's avatar

That's the long way to spell "leeches".