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Anthony Lucido's avatar

SOURCES #5, a plural person with close ties to TARGET from participation in Saturday morning chest-feeding education ZOOM calls, reports that TARGET plans to sell classified design and technical drawings for anti-racist Maglev monorail to Israel. SOURCES #5 believes this will be used to transport IDF shock troops into Gaza to further ongoing genocide of peaceful protesters, widows and orphans. THE COMMUNITY also has credible information from [redacted], a well known media personality specializing in UFO's and just asking questions, who believes TARGET receives encrypted messages from Elders of Zion via scratch off lottery tickets purchased at a Unimart in Crown Heights.

RAM's avatar

Petey failed at everything but had a great academic pedigree and checked off every DEI box and then some. By virtue of his incompetence and unconcern, he could not achieve as total a destruction as Mayorkas could.

Howard goodman's avatar

Hmmmm... Lloyd. Very odd, but I see your point, possibly.

Could have added that Target's father devoted entire academic career to translating works of his favorite Marxist, the self-martyring, smug Antonio Gramsci. And that the Community finds that perfectly acceptable as far as a national candidate's family background goes!

Ann Diman's avatar

Who would want to go near a bed that a trans/gay couple had been sleeping in anyway... ewww.

Rascal Nick Of's avatar

Halp us Stephan Halper! Youre our only Hope!