Monday Morning Briefing

In which fake boobs are more real than our fake news media.

• Another reminder—as if you needed any—of why it is not possible to hate the media enough (from 2021):

• The NY Times says this like it’s a bad thing:

Chaser—again, the Times says this like. . .

Where’s my tiny violin?

• Speaking of Harvard potentially losing $3 billion in federal funding for life-saving health research, let’s point out that the Bill Gates Foundation, which cares a lot about health we are told, could easily make up the shortfall all by itself. Add in Soros, the Ford and Rockefeller Foundations, etc, and what’s the problem? Why don’t they? Is it just because Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard? Clearly he saw early how useless the place is. . .

• Curious, isn’t it, that no media outlet has thought to interview ICE officers or border patrol agents about what they think about the current administration and its crackdown on illegal immigration. I suspect, having been demonized for supposedly whipping border crossers (a totally fake story), the overwhelming majority of border patrol agents like the new sheriff in town, who are allowing them to do their job. And that wouldn’t make for good copy.

• In other words, doing it like most enlightened social democracies that Bernie Sanders loves in Europe do it:

• I suppose it makes sense for the fake president to present an obviously photoshopped Easter greeting photo. (Notice the hand on the shoulder on the neck of the person to Biden’s left, which doesn’t match up with his left arm in the photo. I’d have thought once the British royal family got caught doing this, no one would try it again.)

This does seem to be a pattern, though:

• I could do this all day: