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Mike Doherty's avatar

Here's the lactose comment you've been waiting for: thousands of years ago the lactose intolerant were snuffed out by the lactose tolerant. A very Dawinian course as the lactose folks were able to bring their food with them as they pillaged. Not that I'm in favor of pillaging, but libs probably know (genetically down deep) that conservatives have, along with booze, a secret sauce. Milk.

Steve's avatar

Do you Plunder Before you Pillage, or after? I keep forgetting.

Bill Boutang's avatar

My opinion is that skim milk is the most egregious sham ever foisted on the lactose tolerant proletariat.

Peigin's avatar

As a child, my mom ordered 5% butterfat milk from the local dairy. Our neighbors drank skim and I would not eat at their house because I didn't want to drink the 'blue milk.'

Philip Carlson's avatar

Mom would pour skim milk, the shade of vampire skin, into whole milk cartons. “Nonsense, you can’t tell the difference.”

Still, a full circle of Hell better than poorly mixed Sanalac.

Clark Carter's avatar

When I was a milkman, the demonization of butter cost me thousands. Now that they know butter is better, is there someone I can see about compensation? Are there operators standing by?

Clark Carter's avatar

I hope not, but no guy can be sure. I didn't know about the annual "Divco Drivers Reunion" until I read in the paper that they had held their last reunion. I no doubt would have been the youngest one there.

Paul Murphy's avatar

Wait! What? birth certificates matter now?? hey, Barack - you know about this?

and.. is drinking chocolate milk now racist or anti-racist? inquiring minds want to know...

Susan Sulisz's avatar

Probably cultural appropriation.

Joe Redfield's avatar

Since when does anyone need an excuse to stay up late and drink whisky?

And as for Gavin Noisome, what's embarassing is not how "handsome" he is, but that he gets his hair styled at Jiffy Lube. He is also the kind of man who other people instinctively want to slap the smirk off his face, but refrain only because they know that if they did they would never be able to get their hand clean again.

Free in Florida's avatar

Newsom’s photo in Vogue has No appeal to me! It just screams “soy boy” wimp. Yuck.

Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

The performance play with his wifey at the planned unparenthood abortion festival the other day in front of mostly female reporterettes showed greasy is severely PWed.

Dennis Nicholls's avatar

Newsom didn't think through the optics of naming his winery and restaurant businesses "Plumpjack". That's just a play on words of "pumpjack", the oil well pumps that brought out the Getty oil fortune. Such a close tie to the Getty family was probably a bad idea.

Steve's avatar

"Well, Newsom is featured right now in . . . Vogue, complete with photography by. . . Annie Leibovitz!"

Well He's Got My Vote!!!

Christopher Campion's avatar

Speaking of carbon dioxide emissions, if Barry could shut his cake hole now and again, perhaps fewer glaciers would melt. And we'd all be spared the mindless shots shotstream of crap that inevitably launches out his yap whenever it's opened.

Beckster's avatar

You don't get your birth certificate altered to reflect your married name!! What are they talking about????

Dennis Nicholls's avatar

Isn't that what a marriage license is for? Birth certificates should be permanent.

Clark Carter's avatar

To my surprise, my wife took my name. The choice was part of the licensing in Virginia in the 80's, and the state made it seamless and easy. The realization that Southern states (Virginia was one then) not only had lower taxes but worked better was part of my realization that the liberalism I grew up with sounded good, but just didn't work.

RAM's avatar

Young Gavin had a really tough time being rich, but now he can't get enough.

Thomas's avatar

Why did Liebovitz pose Newsom in front of a railroad trestle? Are we being trained (to nowhere)?

And his harsh roots evoke this classic:

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Jon Schneider's avatar

That was great. Really did lol

Thomas's avatar

Somebody needs to tell me how to embed a youtube url!

Jeffry A. Spain's avatar

Leni Riefenstahl, call your office.

Clark Carter's avatar

Reading "Cult City", a book about the historic corruption in Scat Francisco and how it led to Jim Jones and his stupider followers drinking that Kool-Aid, it occurred to me that the only difference between the Democrats in Scat Fran and the Democrats in Boston in the 90's is that the Bulger brothers in Boston got caught.

Newsom, Pelosi, & Co., demonstrate for all time that feeding at the trough is fine, while Bulger & Bulger demonstrate that one shouldn't lick the plate.

Michael Smith's avatar

Growing up above the corner wine shop - the SF liberal's version of Pop Boehner's Cincinnati bar.

MLP's avatar

On the bright side, if Newsom ever becomes POTUS, Mexico and Canada will be the nations with the illegal immigrant problems.

Craig Kisciras's avatar

Gee, Gavin is just so....girly. Effeminate doesn't begin to describe these pictures.

A Tampon Tim Walz with hair.

Bluegreen Kayak's avatar

As a woman (who knows that she is one), I would never rate Newsome as handsome. Too plastic, and a bit creepy. Sometimes he doesn't even seem human. Eww.