Cracker Barrel Cracks
And other mid-week memes
What kind of a world is it where you can’t get an indictment of someone for throwing a Subway sandwich at a police officer—even with fascist Trumpian occupation national guard patrolling the streets of Washington? Well, at least we know it wasn’t a ham sandwich, because everyone knows you can indict a ham sandwich for anything. I’m still going with a vegan sandwich on a gluten-free bun until the coverup is pierced.
Meanwhile, the other mega-meme moment of the week is Cracker Barrel reversing course and keeping its old logo, and watching the stock jump bigly on the news. Why it’s the greatest product course-reversal since the New Coke 40 years ago, which many Epstein conspiracy theorists and other grassy-knollers still think was a false flag operation.
Oh yeah, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are getting married, which is an obvious cynical ploy to drive Sydney Sweeney from the headlines. (Also, there was a suspicious amount of trading in marriage news contracts on the betting markets 48 hours ahead of the announcement. The SEC needs to investigate!)
Regardless, here we go:
"In reality they are not after me. They are after you. I'm just in the way."
A universal truth about the Left that we tend to forget whenever the latest target is less than conservative.
There is a mistake among these great memes. The rope between "Europe" and "Islam" is much shorter than the one pictured.
Jeebus! Steve your are truly the Great One of memes. Made my day !